The Gravy Helmet

Wide Open Vistas

I truly enjoyed playing a lot of the Vive games. The Vive let us forget we were in a basement and put us in strange worlds full of air and light and color. The primary tool for this transport is a face mask studded with small sensors and featuring two racquet-like paddles for interacting with your world. At this point it is the best commercial way to move out of meatspace into a virtual world. The Oculus is not nearly as good as the Vive, and there aren’t many other tools with similar functionality, tracking and fluidity.

The best thing about the Vive is that it feels totally real. In fact one of the most pervasive feelings is the sense that you are in a wide open space and that feeling carries over into real life for a few hours, making you think you’re floating in a dream.

Thanks to the resolution offered by the Vive and a high-end graphics cards, your brain sees VR space as real. In some of the games you squat down to look under desks and when you try to get back up you reach out to grab counters that aren’t there. Robots and monsters that come after you are scarier because of their vitality, their three-dimensional reality. Emily isn’t scary because she’s in a game. She’s scary because she seems to exist in real life, right in front of you.

But VR also has a flaw. Because the technology is still primitive, many of the spaces seem too “open,” as if you were floating in air. Despite many games purposefully simulating small, enclosed spaces, every game we played had a feeling of airy disconnection. This feeling can be good or bad, depending, but it removes some of the urgency of horror titles and the tension of strategy games.

You are alone in a luminous space that reacts to your every move with no lag, no confusion, and no connection to the outside world.

But that’s not the only flaw. The real flaw, the real fatal flaw, is that there is no good VR content. There is promise, but it’s just not there yet. Emily is no more complex than a Disney World roller coaster. Many of the games are still in beta and you can only play them for an hour or less before getting tired. Even a mini-golf simulator is at once weirdly over-ambitious and underwhelming. You experience mini-golf, all right, but the holes are long and convoluted and sometimes you teleport yourself over open space but are still able to smack the ball around. It’s exactly what you’d expect a VR mini golf experience to be yet it fails.

The best games for the Vive – for VR in general – offer one of two mechanics. One mechanic is the “stuck behind a counter” mechanic. This mechanic assumes you won’t be moving around much in the play space and you are forced to stand behind a virtual counter, passing out guns or drinks or whatever to NPCs.

The second mechanic is the teleport. Almost every game of value used this mechanic to move you around a larger world. One of the best games I played is called Budget Cuts and it’s an amalgam of Metal Gear stealth and Portal-like movement. It’s probably one of the best games for VR available.

And that’s about it. You can pretend to work in an office and throw stuff around in games like Job Simulator, and you can kill robots in a stealth game. It’s like mobile gaming – you can play Scrabble or you can play Angry Birds or you can play tower defense games. There’s not much else that really melds with the mobile mechanic… yet. The same can be said of VR.

I’ve always said that mobile has never gotten its Legend Of Zelda. It’s never gotten its Halo. It’s never gotten its Myst. There are contenders, sure, and mobile games have enslaved our minds, to be sure, but none have opened them to the possibilities of the medium.

The same is true of VR. My friends and I loved our time in virtual space, and we had a lot of fun but there is little impetus to return. VR is obviously a nascent medium, and if games like Doom and Star Trek come to the Vive I could imagine some sort of push to get and install higher-end rigs. But right now, it’s slim pickings.

Even my kids, who loved the Vive at first, have started ignoring the system and are back to their mobile games and YouTube. Right now it’s like going into a teenager’s bedroom circa 1989, pointing to the NES and the Apple II and exclaiming that these are the future of computing. The truly prescient would nod their heads sagely but most folks would just go back to their TVs and Walkmen.

Donning the helmet disconnects you from humanity and turns you loose in a wide-open space full of possibility.

I remember the early days of personal computing. Computers, then, were toys, and the imagination necessary to see anything better out of, say, a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800XL, was immense. These machines booted into a flat world and you made it sing through dedicated programming and, alternatively, by slotting in-game cartridges and later disks to bring up the work of other programmers. You could see all of the struts and patches, however, and the same is true of VR.

VR is a novelty, just as the Atari 800XL was. You could do some real work on it, sure, with a lot of dedication and imagination. But until the PC took over our desktops these computers were akin to the Vive – fun, nice to play with, and interesting only to a certain subset of a very nerdy population.